As seen on TOSH.0! I'll read nearly anything as a horse race.

Whether it's for your mates birthday/wedding, to help promote your business, a staff going away, phantom call of a real race...whatever! A horse race is a novel and exciting way to get your message across!

Just write a race for me to record and I'll send it back as a horse race! $5 per 60 seconds of script.   
If you want awesome sound effects (bugle, horses, race crowd etc), buy sound effects in the EXTRA's section.

OR for an extra $10 I'll write the race for you!..Just come up with the 'horse' names and  1 line of info on each 'horse' and I'll include it into the race!  Tell me who wins, place etc or leave it to me!   Up to 6 horses is $5, up to 10 horses is $10 and so on.

NB: The $5 gig IS AUDIO ONLY.  Video extra $40.

Message me if you have any questions!  Happy punting!


Check out my Gig Extras

I will add racing sound effects including bugle, barrier jump and crowd sfx to your race   +$5
I will write the race for you with your horse names and information   +$10
I will do a VIDEO of your horse race in a suit, tie and racing hat   +$40
Extra Fast I will deliver this order in just 2 days   +$10
*including $5 gig, Extras
“Arny was great - fast - perfect - exactly what i wanted ;-)”