As seen on TOSH.0! I'll read nearly anything as a horse race.



Whether it's for your mates birthday/wedding, to help promote your business, a staff going away, phantom call of a real race...whatever! A horse race is a novel and exciting way to get your message across!

Just write a race for me to record and send it back! $5 per 60 seconds of script.   
If you want awesome sound effects (bugle, horses, race crowd etc), buy another gig.

OR for an extra $10 I'll write the race for you!..Just come up with the 'horse' names and  1 line of info on each 'horse' and I'll include it into the race!  Tell me who wins, place etc or leave it to me!   Up to 6 horses is $5, up to 10 horses is $10 and so on.

NB: The $5 gig IS AUDIO ONLY.  Video extra $40.

PLEASE NOTE:  I'm going on holidays and not back to do any races til the 2nd of Jan.  Don't order unless you can wait til at least then!

Message me if you have any questions!  Happy punting!


Check out my Gig Extras

I will add racing sound effects including bugle, barrier jump and crowd sfx to your race   +$5
I will write the race for you with your horse names and information   +$10
I will do a VIDEO of your horse race in a suit, tie and racing hat   +$40
Extra Fast I will deliver this order in just 2 days   +$10
*including $5 gig, Extras
“Great voice, great work! super work! thanks!”