I'll draw you a cartoon-esque picture of an animal of your choice (living or dead, extant or extinct) doing something absurd of my own choosing. Alternately you can let me pick the animal and let me know instead what you'd like the animal to be doing in the drawing. By default I'll finish it in ink on paper no larger than 5.5"x8.5", but if for some reason you'd like it smaller, that can also be arranged... just say so. :)