Modern life is a tyranny of the mundane. Wouldn't you like to pretend you're destined for something greater? I will write you up a min. 500 word prophecy in poetry or prose, detailing the quest(s) you must follow, the adversaries to be faced, and the greatness that is destined to be yours. I will also write some "extracts from scholarly texts" concerning said prophecy, and throw in a cryptic note from a dying monk/knight/alien in a blue box.