Do you miss getting surprises in the mail? Do you like a mystery? Do you enjoy getting packages? I can help! For $5.00 I will send you a random package of things! It could be anything (nothing gross though; manmade objects only). It will be a surprise and you can do whatever you want with the items. Each item will be individually wrapped. It will be like Christmas morning!
“Just wanted to say, this was truly awesome”