I will record an audio greeting as Kermit the Frog from the Muppets just for my friends on Fiverr! Birthday, holiday, or other personal greetings, it doesn't matter. Just upload your script up to 150 words and Kermit will take care of it!
Be sure to keep it clean... Kermit is a family guy, after all.
(NOTE: I will not make Kermit curse, and I will not use sexual innuendo. This gig is not for promotional purposes, only personal greetings.)