You tell me what you want the message to be and I will cut out the letters from magazines, newspapers, etc (no printouts, and definitely no photoshop), glue them to a piece of lined notebook paper or white printer paper (your choice), and mail the message to the "lucky" recipient. I also have glitter glue that I can use to make your message just a touch more fabulous. No additional charge for this option, I just like using glitter glue.
Need something I don't have listed? Let me know, I aim to please!
Disclaimer - Obviously this is just for fun, so don't ask me to do anything illegal. I will refuse service and refund your money if I feel like sending your message could potentially get me arrested.
Up to 100 letters
Get your message across, ransom style!