Ever wish you had the perfect, snarky poem to give to your ex? Or your lover you just caught cheating? Need the perfect phrasing for that back-handed compliment for that one person you can't stand? Or perhaps you and your friends just enjoy "jerk" humor. I know I do!
I will provide you with a rhyming poem, snarky letter, or back-handed hallmark card type comment you are looking for.
With a max of 150 words, I will create for you, the expression you would like to shout from the roof tops.
What I need from you:
1. The situation 2. The style you would like (poem, letter, one-liner etc) 3. Any names or things I should mention 4. Anything else relevant