I will write an entertaining poem or short story for $5

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write an entertaining poem or short story
write an entertaining poem or short story
write an entertaining poem or short story
write an entertaining poem or short story

About This Gig

The right words can unlock a heart
Sometimes the key is easy to find
When you find it hard to start
You can simply "hire" my mind

I am an experienced writer and a published poet. 

If you are having trouble finding the rights words, just hire me to get the job done. 

Give me as much or as little information as you wish and let me run wild.

With wondrous wordplay, cultured creativity and...sorry...I'm at a loss for words (sorry, it was the perfect opportunity for a joke).

You simply tell me if you want it humorous, dramatic, scary, etc., and, as I previously stated, as much or little information as you want, and I will write it for you!

The standard order for a poem is four four line stanzas. Add another four stanzas for an additional $5.

The standard Short Story order is 600 words. Add another 400 words for an additional $5 (making it 1000 words), then another $5 for every 500 words thereafter.

If you don't like it, I'll provide one (1) rewrite to your specifications (included with every order if requested upon delivery).