I will review your online dating profile for $5

/ 3 Days On Average
review your online dating profile
review your online dating profile
review your online dating profile
review your online dating profile
review your online dating profile
review your online dating profile

About This Gig

While I would never call myself a 'dating' expert...  I have been reading profiles online for about five years.  I can provide you with a quick and mostly painless review of how you appear to other men/women.  About 90% of profiles out there are empty of any real content that makes anyone want to interact/message the user.  Is yours empty too?

My cursory review will include a short list of the best and worst features of your profile.  Is it engaging and funny? What makes it sound pathetic and skipable?  What are the 'hot' words that may be scaring off your matches?