You might need a joke for a speech, or perhaps to break the ice at a party... I write really funny jokes. I have won stand-up comedy contests and my mind works in mysterious ways, so you can be assured of a unique custom joke on any subject you wish.
Tell me everything you want to get out of your joke, and I will come up with something REALLY funny. Example: Is the joke to be about your wife? or perhaps your boss or company? Tell me a little about how the joke is to be used.