Just send me a script you've written, I'll read it as an AFL commentator and send it back as an mp3 or wav file.
If you want all the sound effects from a big game at the MCG (siren, crowd effects, umpire's whistle etc) then buy the optional gig for an extra $5.
If you want me to write it for you...I can do that! For an extra $10, let me know what you want in it and I'll write up to 80 seconds of action packed footy commentary!
Let me know if you have any questions before buying the gig.