I will write with sass and personality for your brand or business

write with sass and personality for your brand or business
write with sass and personality for your brand or business
write with sass and personality for your brand or business

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Description Basic Web Copy With Sass Blog Post Magic Sell More of Your Shit With Funnels
  Sassy, entertaining copy for your website 200 word blog post written for you with humor, personality and flair Do you have funnels? Like, real ones? 4 email series written for you. No hair pulling out required!
Other Custom Page
Seller will Include copy for any custom website page
Contact Us Page
Seller will Include copy for a 'contact us' website page
About Us Page
Seller will Include copy for an 'about us' website page
Words Included
Word count included in package (additional words may be available for purchase separately)
30 250 300
Revisions
The number of tweaks the seller includes.
1 1 1
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About This Gig

Writing website copy sucks. You try and try but your words lack emotion and don't convey the personality that your brand or business deserve. It's okay, we all have our "thing". Lucky for you, mine is writing with sass and personality.

Your website will scream "I'm an exciting, interesting brand!" (Well, you know, it won't REALLY scream, because that would just be weird and a little bit scary).

Don't spend hours and hours crying over your laptop until 2am, writing boring copy with a stick up it's ass. You can buy this gig for the price of a mocha latte and get it done right (finally!)

Let's remove the stick from your copy's ass and finally communicate your brand in a way that sells!

Frequently Asked Questions

  • Do you write copy with swearing in it?
    The short answer- YES! But if that isn't your bag, I get it. For some businesses it just isn't appropriate- like funeral homes, gynecologists, preschools and churches. I wouldn't write sassy copy for those types of businesses anyway soooo... Awesome copy is required, swearing always optional.
  • What if I want you to write my whole website, emails, blog posts and my grandma's eulogy?
    We can totally do it. Reach out and let me know what you're looking for and I can quote you a price on the whole burrito (enchiladas are so 2015). P.S. The eulogy may make the funeral more like a Tony Robbins event OR a Snoop Dogg Roast but that depends on how much you like your family
  • What else can you write?
    I prefer shorter projects because I get ADHD and perfectionism at the same time so writing longer things like books, dissertations and theses usually isn't my bag unless it's something that I'm personally passionate about.