I will say anything you want as a Sexy Shirtless Pirate

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Did this as a joke for a friend turned out great and was hilarious exactly what I asked for!
Reviewed by cheesecake10002 4 days ago
We bought a video for our boss for boss' day. It came right on time as promised and was a huge hit!! definitely recommend!!!
Reviewed by rae5049 3 months ago
I did this as a gag email for the producer and director of my upcoming movie. They'll get a big laugh! Arrr.
Reviewed by finetooning 4 months ago
Reviewed by nef2015 4 months ago
Thank you! Brill!
Reviewed by burwashrules 5 months ago
Nice work. As described, and happy to recommend!
Reviewed by andrewb72 8 months ago
I ordered a message as a birthday gift for my partner, however, it was very last minute as his birthday was only four days away. Alan made sure it would be ready in time for his birthday, and the message was absolutely hilarious!!
Reviewed by beraotamudottir 8 months ago
Awesome !
Reviewed by markdorner 9 months ago
Awesome! Great delivery will upgrade next order :)
Reviewed by eldenchan 9 months ago
Outstanding Experience!
Reviewed by danieldkd 10 months ago
Excellent quality!
Reviewed by tommy1651 10 months ago
Outstanding Experience!
Reviewed by deborahj 10 months ago
awesome sauce, as salty as hoped for.
Reviewed by domhilton 10 months ago
Outstanding Experience!
Reviewed by tomaszsomm 11 months ago
Outstanding Experience!
Reviewed by patriciaridlon 11 months ago
Very fast! Good results and super work. Recommended and I will be working again with him for sure! Thanks buddy!!
Reviewed by amberverma 11 months ago
Awesome, thank you!
Reviewed by hontsy 11 months ago
This guy is amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reviewed by joncanfield 11 months ago
great job!
Reviewed by rwh138 11 months ago
Very accommodating, would highly recommend!
Reviewed by hull26 12 months ago
say anything you want as a Sexy Shirtless Pirate
say anything you want as a Sexy Shirtless Pirate
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About This Gig

AHOY ye  Scallywags! So you wanna hire a  Pirate?? 
Well TODAY be YE Lucky day  because this Shirtless Pirate will record and say ANYTHING you want for just 5 DOLLARS!

Check out the extras below to get a really awesome video, basic $5 gig doesn't include green screen or music. Most people order the whole package extra. 

ADD the Whole Package Gig extra for the most AWESOME Video! 

Submit a Scroll of 50 words (If you have a larger script order 1 gig per 50 words) Or if you want this Pirate can just improvise if you send the general idea.  If you have a special request not listed   just message me and we can work it out. Thanks for looking! 


  • You send me a script up to 50 words ( appx 30secs).  
  • If script is over 50 words, please place multiple orders by choosing the correct number of gigs.   (50 words = 1 gig) (51-100 words=2 gigs) Ect.
  • I can write the script. Just provide the points you want me to cover +$10 (2 additional gigs must be bought)
  • I can insert your pictures, logos or video clips +5

Check out my other gigs, reviews and samples below!