I will compose a bad, ugly, awful song just for you for $5

/ 7 Days On Average
compose a bad, ugly, awful song just for you
compose a bad, ugly, awful song just for you

About This Gig

Have you ever wondered how come all the successful songs on the radio are just so incredibly awful? I have the answer. And I will not tell you.

But I can make you a pretty little ugly song. For you to listen to in your lonely, lonely nights. It will be BAD. But it will be yours. Just for your ears.

Or, if you are not the lonely, lonely type (you are), you may want to put it on your big party for everyone to freak out.

You may propose to your now (not) soon to be fiancee to the tune of my disgusting lyrics.

You may give thanks to your parents for getting you into this world by giving them the gift of Horrible Sounds put together. Make them proud.

I can even teach you how to play it on guitar, piano, drums, didjeridoo, ukulele, a glass, marimbas, a coconut, using your face and mouth as a tuned drum, whistling, however you want.* 

Basic price includes: recording of the song.
Extras: 
  • A lousy transcription for your to play it. Be THE PERSON.
  • A video lesson on how to play the song.

It will usually take less than 7 days. 


*Not really. I can only teach you how to play it on guitar, bass, ukulele, maybe piano. But I can give you ideas on how to play it in any instrument. Badly, of course.