For $5 I will translate any (non-technical) text you give me. You heard that right. I will translate how much you want for the low, low price of $5. Most other sellers have limits (usually 400 words) but I am here to offer a secure and quick service which overshadows those of my competitors. While I am not here to translate a book (you need to hire a true professional for that!), I will work with anything you might send my way and I will do so within three days.
Remember a few things though: I will not edit your text. I will translate it but I will not edit it. I will not translate texts that require technical knowledge (i.e. medical texts etc.).
Unlimited amount of words, three days, $5 - what more can you ask for?