Santa's everywhere this time of year and Santa is ready to work for you. For just $5, Santa will read your 15 second script. (35 words - Santa talks slow) For longer, order multiple Gigs. This is for cold voice only. See Gig Extras below for music or effects. We'll even write your script as a Gig Extra. Please, nothing vulgar, political or racist. Santa has a reputation to uphold. Beat the holiday rush...ORDER NOW!