I will send a tactful breakup note for you for $5

send a tactful breakup note for you
send a tactful breakup note for you

About This Gig

Breaking up is hard to do. It's true. Ask anyone. So let me help out! I'm great with both words and feelings  (important considerations for this conversation) and can help you end your relationship with tact and aplomb. Based on the information you provide, I will write a breakup letter between 300 and 500 words. I'll paint the good, the bad, and the ugly in  heartfelt and gracious prose. Your soon-to-be ex will not only understand, they'll more than likely commiserate! You can use the letter as a script for a verbal conversation (recommended), or simply pass it along if you prefer to be a little more hands-off. There's no way to prevent hurt feelings in a breakup, but you can take the edge off by letting me help you put this chapter of your life behind you with grace. Peace of mind, and for only five bucks!