I will write a 250-word speech or presentation for $5.
Poignant, nostalgic, lighthearted, motivational: whatever feeling you're looking for, I can put it into words for you. We can start with a connection and end with an epiphany or do the complete opposite and really give your audience something to mull over.
I have a strong sense for the ways that people hear words. Hire me and we'll make an impression that won't wash away so easily.