I will pour a cup of salt in my mouth and sing you happy birthday

pour a cup of salt in my mouth and sing you happy birthday
pour a cup of salt in my mouth and sing you happy birthday

About This Gig

so in case it wasnt clear heres the deal, i pour a cup of salt in my mouth and sing you happy birthday. check the faq for the deets

Order Details

the salty bday package

i will sing you happy birthday with your name, but while doing so, devouring a cup of salt

1 day delivery

Frequently Asked Questions

  • do you swallow?
    i always try to, but its never guaranteed with these kinds of things
  • is it EXACTLY one cup?
    i try my best believe it dude
  • will you do a silly dance?
    no, i just eat salt and sing happy birthday
  • who the fuck would want this?
    you *wink wink*