I will a robot will promote your product via video for $5

/ 10 Days On Average
a robot will promote your product via video
a robot will promote your product via video

About This Gig

I am Bloop The Robot from YouTube's TheRantingRobots (http://www.youtube.com/TheRantingRobots). Send me a script of 10 words or less, and I will record a video endorsing your product. Want a longer video? Send me 5 extra dollars for every increment of 10 words. So:

10 words = 5 dollars
20 words = 10 dollars
30 words = 15 dollars
40 words = 20 dollars
50 words = 30 dollars
60 words = 40 dollars
70 words = 50 dollars

And so on. You understand, humans. Or at least, I think so.