Do you have a hard time talking about yourself and your accomplishments? Want the world to know you don't take yourself too seriously? This gig is for you!
As the host of a poetry reading series, I wrote bios for poets who didn't supply one prior to the show. They quickly became popular, and I discovered that I enjoy writing these creative blurbs.
"[Artist] is a mythical creature akin to the unicorn. In addition to being ridiculously fashionable, she is a quarter-Veela, making her irresistible to mere humans. She once sang the world into existence, and served as C.S. Lewis' inspiration for Aslan. Her poetry will either break your heart or knit it a sweater. She wrote the words to describe your deep, dark secrets before you even realized you have deep, dark secrets."
When you request this gig, you will be sent a very brief questionnaire. I will return your personalized, quirky bio within48 hours of receiving your questionnaire answers.
Not sure it's the right fit? Message me for a custom offer. I want my work to work for you!