Whether you want a catchy sentence to captivate a crowd or a short story to immortalize a product or character, The Corwynator's got you covered! (Don't worry... You won't have to call me that in messages. Your Lordship will be just fine. Or Cory. Cory's cool. Totally up to you.) My specialty is wordplay and the charismatic crafting of ideas. My work is artistic and edgy. If you're looking for four words to describe a new sandwich or a short paragraph to dazzle and entertain, then I'm your scribe. If you're looking for mass-marketing slogans, you took a wrong turn somewhere. (Coincidently, I also sell road maps for $25. We'll get you on your way in no time.) I excel in fictitious work. Larger projects than what I'm offering here can be negotiated.