I'll compose the message for you. As a hobbyist creative writer and actual customer service representative, I'm capable of everything from the finest tact to salt levels over 9,000. I'll write it, you send it!
500 characters or less.
Currently only English.
No. You must be the one to send the message. Also note: I am not in any way responsible for the responses you receive, or any consequences directly resulting from or otherwise related in any way to your sending the message I compose for you. Send at your own risk!
No. I will not engage in bullying or abuse of any kind. Please do not ask me to include any such thing in your message.
You must purchase any additional messages composed by me. One gig purchased = one message only.