I will compose the difficult message you want to send

compose the difficult message you want to send
compose the difficult message you want to send
compose the difficult message you want to send
compose the difficult message you want to send

About This Gig

Maybe you've got a message languishing in your inbox that's got you so upset you can't think straight.  Maybe you're ready to end things but now sure how to say it.  Maybe you want to ask out that person you've had your eye on but can't work up the courage.  Maybe you need to come out about something important but can't decide how to say it.

I'll compose the message for you.  As a hobbyist creative writer and actual customer service representative, I'm capable of everything from the finest tact to salt levels over 9,000.  I'll write it, you send it!

Order Details

Single Message

500 characters or less.

1 day delivery 1 Revision
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Frequently Asked Questions

  • What languages do you offer?
    Currently only English.
  • Will you send the message?
    No. You must be the one to send the message. Also note: I am not in any way responsible for the responses you receive, or any consequences directly resulting from or otherwise related in any way to your sending the message I compose for you. Send at your own risk!
  • Are you a troll?
    No. I will not engage in bullying or abuse of any kind. Please do not ask me to include any such thing in your message.
  • Will you write a second response?
    You must purchase any additional messages composed by me. One gig purchased = one message only.