A Pirate Happy Birthday shoutout for your mate will be like gold and silver in his or her memory. It will shiver their timbers!
Just give me their name and some details about them and I'll write an arghhh-some Pirate Happy Birthday shoutout poem up to 20 words. For more Pirate love, add additional gigs per extra 20 words, please to pay for my rum and gunpowder.
It's only 5 pieces of silver on Fiverr to have your friend memorialized forever in Pirate Poetry.
For a few pieces of eight more, I'll write and perform a customized Pirate Happy Birthday song. I play the song on the guitar and sing the lusty Pirate song using the details you provide.
Anyone can buy some flowers or a Hallmark card for a birthday, but real Pirates celebrate with poems and songs. I think you know that, matey!
Anniversaries, wedding celebrations, even Pirate Mother's Day or Pirate Father's Day deserve a Pirate poem or song, matey.