Do you need to get out of something and want a solid excuse? I am totally the man for the job!!! Are you tired of working 5days a week and need a day off? Do you need a way to escape school? Or how about an awkward first date? I will call you exactly when you need me to & get you out of your situation immediately!!
I don't care if it is 3am...I will make this happen!
Here's a twist - If you'd prefer, I'll call somebody you know...ANYTIME!