I will call you exactly when you need me to for $5

/ 5 Days On Average
call you exactly when you need me to
call you exactly when you need me to

About This Gig

Do you need to get out of something and want a solid excuse?  I am totally the man for the job!!!  Are you tired of working 5days a week and need a day off?  Do you need a way to escape school?  Or how about an awkward first date?  I will call you exactly when you need me to & get you out of your situation immediately!!
I don't care if it is 3am...I will make this happen!

Here's a twist - If you'd prefer, I'll call somebody you know...ANYTIME!
U.S. only
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