Let me craft you a poem or rap on any topic! I have a degree in creative writing and I'm just dying to give your ideas a whirl. It can be funny, whimsical or serious; elaborate or simple-- whatever you want! Just give me a heads up on what you expect and I'll make it happen.
I can work off of a photo or respond to a piece of text. I am very flexible and you won't be disappointed! What have you got to lose?
PS: I didn't have any relevant photos, so please enjoy this piece of raw salmon.