I will record one minute of speech in an excellent Gollum impression

record one minute of speech in an excellent Gollum impression
record one minute of speech in an excellent Gollum impression
record one minute of speech in an excellent Gollum impression
record one minute of speech in an excellent Gollum impression

About This Gig

I am capable of an incredibly, and sometimes disturbingly accurate Gollum impression! I have it down completely, even to the cadence of his switching between dual personalities (Gollum and Smeagol) and can improv well on the fly. I am taking this beyond the loads of fun I have had freaking people out in dark places, ad-libbing over the movies themselves and helping friends play jokes on others - So here I am! You will provide me with a script, made up of approximately one minute of dialogue, of which I will record using a regular voice recording program, and give you the unedited file. I will provide five takes, and will perform no editing or revisions of my own. If I have a sudden stroke of talent (I am a writer by trade) I will provide a sixth take, with my own improvisations and character-input. TLDR: Gollum impression, one minute long, you write it up for me, I send you back five takes unedited, maybe a sixth one where I deviate from the script. Disclaimer: I am not willing to participate in the issuing of threats direct or indirect on anyone's person or interests. I will refuse any business that can be used or misconstrued for abusive purposes.

Order Details

3 days delivery