I am Mike, and I will record up to one minute of speech for whatever you may need. I have experience with recording voicemail responses, as well as use of my excellent Gollum impression!
I will send you 5 takes of professionally recorded voiceover, or acting, and I will be coached while doing so. You will be most pleased with the result. The file format you will receive is WMA.
Please note that I will reject any material that can be used to threaten, harass, or could be edited to be misconstrued as offensive by another party. No pre-recorded crank calls.