I will perform a Hoodoo Card Reading to give you an edge in business

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perform a Hoodoo Card Reading to give you an edge in business
perform a Hoodoo Card Reading to give you an edge in business

About This Gig

Cutting edge science says that each moment we face a choice countless quantum realities spring up; some you pick one option, the others another. We’re currently developing quantum computing that can answer your question before you even ask it. What if there was a method that an individual could communicate with a future quantum self, over an agreed upon set of symbols, to share knowledge and give direction? How many times have you lamented that if you had only knew, that if there was just some way you could have warned yourself to DODGE THAT DISASTER or TAKE THAT CHANCE?

Occultists have had access to this technology for millennia, but it has been perfected by the practitioners of Conjure! I've been a practicing Conjurer for 8 years and am eager to give you the CUTTING EDGE you NEED to get ahead in this dog-eat-dog world we call home. I’m a REAL reader with FRIENDS ON THE OTHER SIDE doing it the old fashioned way: using playing cards to forecast the future. 

Enlist my help! Put yourself above the herd! And the next time people are amazed at your uncanny ability to AVOID PITFALLS and ACHIEVE GREATNESS you’ll be able to slyly comment that you “know a guy.”