- Asked you how you felt?
- Wondered how your day was?
- Shared dank memes and jokes with?
Well dream no more!
Now, for just an easy five dollars, you can start off with our Basic "The Pal" Offer.
Investing in this means you shall receive contact with an American girl on your choice of social media, who will engage in conversation with you on a weekly or day-to-day basis.
Want to know the best part?
You have the potential of actually becoming true friends!
If you two wind up truly bonding, then you've just earned yourself a lifelong companion.
Think it's worth a shot? Let's find out!
(You can easily progress from "The Pal" status and to "The Bestie" or "No Chill" after thoroughly getting to know your pal and bonding on a quality level.)
**Notes**: Said female is a "teenager/young adult", if this causes any conflicting emotions for any adults, then it is highly suggested that they pass on this offer. This is not a dating or hook-up advertisement, so do not push for anything unseemly or intimate from "The Pal" or you shall receive no refund and your friendship service shall be terminated.