I will destroy your self esteem for $5

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destroy your self esteem
destroy your self esteem

About This Gig

You know full well that you have no more right to walk this sweet earth than a dung beetle. You are the fecal matter on the sole of my shoe and a monstrous carbuncle on the otherwise beautiful face of humanity. I will provide you with 250 words of the most damning contempt for your miserable existence. I will do this once and once only. You will not be able to take any more than that.