I will draw a personalized wiener for you

draw a personalized wiener for you

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Great gag gift for your friends! I can draw (and color) wieners to your exact specifications. Your friend's birthday's coming up and your sensible gift isn't quite quirky enough. Send him one of my wieners as a supplement! Does your neighbor irk you? He'd sure be surprised to receive an anonymous giant wiener in the mail! Each wiener is custom-made and one-of-a-kind. Each comes on 8.5"x11" white paper, drawn with marker and colored with crayon. If you'd like something different, we can certainly make other arrangements. 
I can make wieners of all kinds! Huge wieners, small wieners, flying wieners, underwater scuba wieners, mean wieners, nice wieners, Presidential candidate wieners. You can be as specific or non-specific as you like. Choose the length, yaw, girth, ball size, wrinkliness, veiny-ness, color, tip shape, be creative! Also choose your wiener's environment. Is it holding a box of chocolates for your Valentine? Is it jumping from a WWII fighter jet? Is it bouncing away coolly from a crazy explosion? Is it cuddling with your neighbor's mom? It's all up to you! Order one of my wieners today! 

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5 days delivery