First Verse and Chorus
This offer includes parody lyrics for the first verse and chorus (or equivalent).
- Original Lyrics
It depends on the song. I charge $5 for the first verse and chorus (or equivalent), and $5 for each additional verse/bridge/segment/etc. Feel free to contact me with your song choice prior to placing your order - I'll be happy to give you a customized quote based on the song.
Not on any kind of finalized/high-quality track - you'd need someone else for that. What I can do is provide a *very* rough recording of me singing the parody for $5 extra, meant only to demonstrate how the lyrics fit the melody.
Sorry, no - I write parody lyrics only, not original melodies.