I will break the bad news

break the bad news
break the bad news

About This Gig

Got some bad news? Breaking up with someone? Admitting to an affair? Telling an admirer that you're not down? Loved one dying or something? Too much of a softie to break someone's heart?  I'll do it!

Qualifications: Heartless, cold, and mean.

Experience: 30 years of unflinchingly rigid apathy towards my fellow man (and woman.)

Give me a way to contact someone, and I'll handle whatever dirty work for you that you want.

Basic Misery

Give me someone's contact info, and I'll break the bad news to them. What bad news? I don't care!

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