A darling sends you a message asking for a sweet, heartfelt poem and you're lost for words; I will have them outside your door faster than Domino's.
Your internet company isn't pushing the sales that you'd planned for and you're looking for cheaper alternatives than redoing your web design; I'm here to smash the pie chart of profit and loss into a circle of green.
Give me a shot for 5$. If it's not what you'd hoped for, your money is back to you through PayPal.
With nothing to lose, let's get started.