I will call your phone to get you out of a bad date, boring party, or any unwanted situation for $5

/ 1 Days On Average
call your phone to get you out of a bad date, boring party, or any unwanted situation
call your phone to get you out of a bad date, boring party, or any unwanted situation

About This Gig

How many times have you been stuck in an awful situation that has inconvenienced you greatly or wasted your time? You, like most people, are being polite and enduring this trainwreck while thinking about all the things you could be doing instead of spending time in this place, with this person/these people, at this time? I've got your back. Give me a time to call your phone and a description of what you want me to say and I will do it! That way, you'll have an excuse to leave.