Google's motto is "Do No Evil." That doesn't mean Google won't take your money and send you traffic that has ZERO chance of converting into customers. I will help you stop them from doing that so you can then engage your real consumers more efficiently.
The Usual Suspects (tm)
I spent over a decade rounding up The Usual Suspects (tm), my list of hundreds of keywords you probably want to avoid when advertising on the internet. I will install them in twelve different negative keyphrase groups on your search marketing accounts like Adwords or Bing. You will start saving money instantly and continue to save money for as long as you use them.
My Experience & Guarantee
I have been geeking out with search marketing since before Google was around - check out my LinkedIn Profile. I'm so excited to have discovered something that I'm certain will help if you advertise on search engines. I personally GUARANTEE that The Usual Suspects (tm) will save you more money than you pay me to install them. This is a no-brainer and you should hire me to do this right now. Money Back if you're not happy.