I will talk to you about anything in English or German

talk to you about anything in English or German
talk to you about anything in English or German

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  Half an hour of just chatting with me. I'm a fun Person to be around, I swear. :D 1 hour of chatting with me. Even more time. Even more fun. Wooooooo! Two hours of chatting with me. That's hell of a lot of fun. I can tell you stuff about my fat cat.
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Some Facts about me:
  • I have a tooth that's smaller than my other teeth and I call it Peter Pan because it doesn't want to grow up.
  • My hair is shit-coloured.
  • I'm a sucker for literature and contemporary art and my favourite books include 'You Get So Alone At Times That It Just Makes Sense' by Bukowski and 'Wie schön alles begann und wie traurig alles endet' by Dirk Bernemann.
  • I have a Voldemort wand. It's amazing.
  • I lowkey want a Bonsai.
  • Certain smells remind me of certain things in my past and I love it. Certain Songs remind me of certain things in my past and I hate it.
  • German is my first language. Aber ich komme aus Österreich. Shame.
  • I eat 99% of all Food with tiny forks because it makes me feel like I have more Food. I know it's a lie. I don't care.
  • 3 is my lucky number.
  • I hate my Name and I think it's supposed to be my parents' punishment for my existence.