I will paint an ugly portrait of your photo, because why not, and because I can't really do any better. I will use black paint (as long as I have black paint) on 27x36cm, 200gr drawing paper. I will send you a photo or a scan of the result, unless you want to pay for the shipping costs, then I am happy to send you the physical painting!!
See the example picture to know my 'style'. The perfect gift for a friend, or to make yourself happy, if I say so myself. PS: don't expect a realistic representation of your face, thank you.