I will make fun of your enemies for you for $5

make fun of your enemies for you
make fun of your enemies for you

About This Gig

Tell me your enemy's name and your story and I will make fun of them for you in the form of a photoshopped picture with a caption. It can be office-safe or obscene/pornographic.

I am professional bully-fighter. Two years ago, I was being bullied by a disgusting fat pig who lived next to me. I caught her spying on me with audio surveillance equipment so I moved out. So infatuated was she with me, that she sent her adult son and his buddies to stalk me for about a year and a half. I got fed up and turned the tables on her and I told the fat pig's adult daughter that she looked like a cockroach so I was arrested and did time.  She was crying and stuff during her court testimony. The whole time I was in prison, I was laughing.  But she does resemble a cockroach. And her mother lost a bunch of weight and uploaded her photos on her facebook page a few months ago. Now she looks lyke an anorexic hog. She looks as if she has cancer. Her face is huge but her neck is a number 2 pencil. HA HA - F U, Karen!