Yes, I will draw a cartoon portrait of you as an anthropomorphic dinosaur. Admit it, dinosaurs are cool and everybody wants to be cool. Imagine yourself as a huge prehistoric lizard and people would be like "Holy cow it's a dinosaur! That is so awesome!" Of course, we don't have the current technology to literally turn people into dinosaurs but at least I can draw you as one. Besides, deep in our hearts, WE ARE DINOSAURS. ROAR!