I will break up with your significant other for you for $5

/ 2 Days On Average
break up with your significant other for you
break up with your significant other for you

About This Gig

Our relationship coaches will deliver the bad news to your significant other for nothing more than a small fee.

$15 Basic Breakup --
"We will call your other and make them your ex using the information you have given us."

$50 Engagement Breakoff - "Yeah it's heartless, but remember the Runaway Bride and all the trouble she caused in Atlanta or wherever? This is a lot easier way to do it. When you are ready to talk to your fiancé/fiancée, we recommend you do however."

$75 Divorce Call -- "Sometimes it is just easier to get a divorce in motion by having someone else do it for you, some people might choose their mistress, etc. ... but we can do it for you as well."