I will have my cat Polly create a custom Haiku for you for $5

/ 5 Days On Average
have my cat Polly create a custom Haiku for you
have my cat Polly create a custom Haiku for you
have my cat Polly create a custom Haiku for you
have my cat Polly create a custom Haiku for you
have my cat Polly create a custom Haiku for you
have my cat Polly create a custom Haiku for you
have my cat Polly create a custom Haiku for you
have my cat Polly create a custom Haiku for you

About This Gig

Is life treating you like a saucer of milk?

Do you feel like no one's coming around to change the litter box?

Are you sick and tired of being threatened with rides in the car?

Let Polly the Kitty take away some of the stresses and strains of life and give you the gift of a soothing Haiku.  

Polly is an amazing artist, but like so many artists, she is very eccentric.  You must use EXTREME CAUTION to not let her know that I am translating the Haiku from kitten jibber-jabber to an amazing Haiku.