As you can hear in the video above, I am willing to write you a poem, between 8 and 12 lines (a typical stanza for me is four lines, so 2-3 stanzas.) It can be humorous, inspirational, morose, holiday-themed, free-verse, metered.
If you have a special someone you want to commemorate, we can work together to get them a memory/inside joke sort of collage poem. If you have a longer poem in mind, you will have to string together gigs or extras as needed. You may ask me for one revision OR rewrite if you are not satisfied.
Two disclaimers: I will not write poems that couldn't pass with a PG rating (relatively clean). And I reserve the right to refund your money and politely explain why I cannot write your poem.