I will do anything you want for $5

/ 12 Days On Average
do anything you want
do anything you want

About This Gig

Literally anything you want, within reason, that can reasonably be accomplished in one hour.
I need a detailed description before I will accept the gig. That being said, my intention is to help people; I am always open to negotiations, and if a fiver is not sufficient for the job you have, we will work something out.
My best work comes out of a keyboard or a camera, but I do have a fully functioning (though average) body, and enjoy physical labor like a fat kid enjoys, well, food.