I will do something as badly as possible and make an infomercial for it for $5

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do something as badly as possible and make an infomercial for it
do something as badly as possible and make an infomercial for it

About This Gig

Want something done with the least possible skill? I'll try and ruin anything you ask me to do. For five dollars, I'll make you an infomercial-style video of me ruining simple tasks, complete with an advertisement for a product that will certainly not help. You'll get a file of the video sent to you and the knowledge that my self-esteem is a little lower. I will not get nude or do anything involving crawfish.