I will write you a funny story or ad for your website

write you a funny story or ad for your website
write you a funny story or ad for your website
write you a funny story or ad for your website
write you a funny story or ad for your website
write you a funny story or ad for your website
write you a funny story or ad for your website

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Description Let me write you a hilarious story! A funny story w/ doodles! A funny story w/ doodles & surprise
  300 words about any subject. You give me a topic and tell me the audience. I got jokes for real. 300 words about any subject. You give me a topic and tell me the audience. I got jokes for real. You get the story (300 words), weird doodles and a special surprise cuz you earned it!
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Commercial Use is the use of a delivery for any business related use intended for profit.
Words Included
Word count included in package (additional words may be available for purchase separately)
300 300 300
Revisions
The number of tweaks the seller includes.
1
Delivery Time 5 days 5 days 5 days
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About This Gig

I am hilarious and it's time to use my powers for good. Some people just want to make the world laugh in these last dark days. Here I am, sharing sunshine before the Sun explodes.

Advertisers, if you want to successfully sell your  crap, you need to win the audience and make em laugh. Laughter is the best medicine, besides mary jane. That's why you need a comedian to write you a story. So I can buy weed. 


Frequently Asked Questions

  • What if I don't laugh at your story?
    Then you owe me $5.
  • What types of topics can you write about?
    Space, french bull dogs, home cooked food, societal observations, America, and whatever else is on my OKCupid profile. Also, I'm definitely looking for hookups ;)
  • You are not as funny as you think.
    That's not a question.