I will give you a Satanic Tarot card reading

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About This Gig

You have friends in Hell - you just haven't met them yet! Order today and I'll take you on a walk along the left-hand path with a truly Satanic Tarot card reading in which I'll show you the world as it really is. Together, we'll grab reality by the horns and confront your life head-on.

Please review my business policies in the preview gallery to learn more about me and how I can help you today.

I offer detailed readings for the following requests:

  • Past, Present, & Future
  • Love & Relationships
  • Friends & Family
  • Work & Money
  • Direction & Guidance
  • Personal Growth & Problem Solving

BASIC GIG: $5 = 3 minutes

Order your reading Extra Fast and get 3 minutes free!

Your question will be answered as a private MP3 audio recording. To understand how much time to order, make a list of your questions and decide how much detail you want for each one:

  • Small answer (3 minutes)
  • Medium answer (6 minutes)
  • Large answer (9 minutes)
  • Custom Offer: Contact me for special requests!

This service is for entertainment only.

Order Details

Your Tarot Card Reading

I will answer your question with a private, high-quality MP3 audio recording.

2 days delivery

Frequently Asked Questions

  • Do you offer blind, general-purpose readings?
    The most important ingredient for a successful reading is your specific question. If you can't think of a specific question, then you don't need a Tarot reading.
  • Can I ask questions after the reading is over?
    If you don't understand something I said, you're welcome to ask me to say it again or explain it differently. If you want additional detail, then you need to purchase more time.
  • Are your predictions 100% accurate?
    Nothing is certain, and the future is unwritten. I will tell you what I see based on present patterns, but every choice has consequences. If you like your future, work to achieve it. If you don't like your future, work to change it. But above all, don't do nothing: your future is up to you.
  • How soon will I get my Tarot reading?
    All orders will be delivered within the time frame specified for delivery. If you require immediate service, then you need to hire a different reader.
  • Do you need my name, date of birth, or picture?
    The only information I require from you is your question. If you want me to address you by name, then you should tell me your name, but it's not necessary for me to divine your answer.