I will perform a Satanic ritual on YouTube

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About This Gig

You have friends in Hell - you just haven't met them yet! Order this gig today and I'll summon the Crown Princes of Hell to do your bidding. Don't waste your time on impotent, guilt-ridden travelers of the right-hand path who tangle themselves in three-fold laws and karmic debt.

Tell me your darkest wish and I'll set it free on wings of fire! But beware: Satanic rituals can't be taken back by the caster or countered by the victim. Be careful what you wish for, because you just might get it!

Rituals are performed every Friday.

All requests that are in queue will be completed according to this schedule no matter how much time remains for delivery.

The kinds of wishes you may make in a Satanic ritual are limited only by your imagination. For $5 I'll write your single, specific request on paper, interpret it in my own words, and burn it during my next ritual. The ritual will be recorded as an unlisted YouTube video, and you will be able to watch it at your leisure to see that the work was done. You will remain anonymous and will not be named in the ritual.

If you don't know what you want, please contact me directly!

This service is for entertainment only.

Order Details

Ignite the Black Flame!

I will interpret your wish during the next regularly scheduled Satanic ritual.

12 days delivery

Frequently Asked Questions

  • Is Satanic magic dangerous?
    If you're strong enough to take what you want, you can have it, but that doesn't mean that there won't be consequences for your actions. All choices have consequences. Choose wisely.
  • Do I have to wait 12 days for you to grant my wish?
    Ritual is performed every Friday. All wishes in queue on Friday evening will be performed no matter when they were ordered.
  • What kind of wishes can I make?
    The only limit is your imagination. Ask what you will, and it will be said in ritual.
  • Will I get bad karma? Is this a sin? Do I have to make a sacrifice?
    Karma, sin, spiritual debt, and sacrifice are inventions of the right-hand path. If you're strong enough to take what you want, you can have it. It's human to be want the best life that you can have. Don't feel guilty for being human. Revel in your humanity and drink deeply from the devil's cup.
  • Will my wish be immediately fulfilled?
    You must permit time for reality to change in accordance with your will. The only thing that can hasten the wish is you yourself. Prepare the way, and the road will open before you.