I will write you a masterful poem in the style you choose


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  A haiku, a bit of wonder or nonsense, about the size of a monkey's fist. A dramatic narrative poem (like a monologue, but even better) A love poem. Give me the details, and I'll whip up a heartfelt, sultry work!
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About This Gig

I make poems - odes and nonsense.  Odes are precise, earnest (sometimes formal) bits of creativity.  Nonsense is the silly, the vulgar, the sensual, the dissonant. 

Need a poem based on a word prompt of your choosing (a love poem, a bit of words needed for a special ceremony, something catchy to say when you've cornered your enemy inside your active volcano lair, and/or some aural, warm fuzzies)  Here's the place!


Frequently Asked Questions

  • Can you make me a poem about anything, in any style?
    YES! Look me up on Patreon, or "Odes and Nonsense" - you'll see hundreds of examples.